The Most Primitive in Fracking
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Fracking is ranked 25,405th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hick Town of Bryan Graham cracker | Corporate Bordello | “No Fat Chicks, No Teenagers, No Smokers!” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of EmanJ | Anarchy | “FRACK IT” | |
| 3. | The Epicwealth of Raineshower | New York Times Democracy | “Mom of 69, wife of 420.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of New Iwaso | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “...” | |
| 5. |  The Fiefdom of Morrigen | Democratic Socialists | “No Dread of Death” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Rhiannon | Left-Leaning College State | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 7. |  The Itchonate of Cetonia | Corporate Bordello | “Gar! Rar! Hommina jommina da...” | |
| 8. |  The Eastern European Folk Music of CrowAsia | New York Times Democracy | “Caw Caw! Shut up, BOAH!” | |
| 9. |  The Tric Defender of HaroldtheBat | Capitalist Paradise | “Sorry, This account is closed.” | |
| 10. |  The Baronian Kingdom of Iluvkoth | Capitalizt | “You bought the wrong bread! Submit a tgcf report.” |
