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The Most Primitive in Maputo

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Maputo is ranked 12,865^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Emirate of Polestine	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“من المية للمية”
2.	The State of Bigelow Chatham	Anarchy	“Try Again, maybe”
3.	The Queen's State of Dangling Puppy	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“RIP”
4.	The State of Mutawakkil	Corporate Police State	“Wilds”
5.	The State of Serra de Leao	Moralistic Democracy	“Unity Freedom Justice”
6.	The Republic of Bio bio	New York Times Democracy	“La verdad no se promete, se cuenta. Bíobio, la radio”
7.	The Commonwealth of Arkaden	Moralistic Democracy	“In Unity and Work; Peace, Order and Prosperity follows”
8.	The State of Zwanzig Sieben	Anarchy	“Don't Recruit Me!!!!”
9.	The State of Durham State	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Dare i say”
10.	The State of Dalgetaec	Anarchy	“State”

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