The Free Land of -LSD- is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.805 billion -LSD-ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The strong -LSD-ian economy, worth 582 trillion lights a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 42,208 lights, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,967 per year while the poor average 2,267, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. -LSD-'s national animal is the sound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-LSD- is ranked 262,443^rd in the world and 6^th in Hippies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.19 law-abiding acts per hour.