Population | 8.857 billion |
Currency | peso |
Animal | turtle |
The Map and Card Farm of 08786767y is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.857 billion 08786767yians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.
The powerhouse 08786767yian economy, worth 948 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,040 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and the nation's spies are always on break time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 08786767y's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
08786767y is ranked 159,332nd in the world and 3,347th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 128.8079731184 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 08786767y's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : 08786767y was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in 08786767y, the nation's spies are always on break time.
- : Following new legislation in 08786767y, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
- : Following new legislation in 08786767y, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in 08786767y, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in 08786767y, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
- : 08786767y's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : 08786767y was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : 08786767y's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".