The Allied Imperium of 13 Court Gaurd Squads is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Tiberius Augustus V with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.097 billion Imperials are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zevnenwick. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 8,966 trillion Imperial Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,125 Imperial Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, a passport is literally priceless, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 13 Court Gaurd Squads's national animal is the Void, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

13 Court Gaurd Squads is ranked 832^nd in the world and 12^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 176.84 law-abiding acts per hour.