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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,476thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,860thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,448th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Operta aperta
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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16SQN

Population5.378 billion

Currencypound
AnimalEagle

The Republic of 16SQN is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.378 billion 16SQNians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 16SQNian economy, worth 559 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,039 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,996 per year while the poor average 26,858, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the weather in 16SQN City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 16SQN's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

16SQN is ranked 199,922nd in the world and 3,675th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 47.38106689832 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,476thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,860thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,448thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,316thLargest Mining Sector: 15,412thSafest: 17,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,520thMost Pacifist: 23,524thMost Devout: 26,909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,118th
Top
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 228th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 257th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 257th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 275th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 475th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 664th in the regionMost Devout: 673rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, the weather in 16SQN City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, old age is the nation's leading method of execution.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, most ambassadors from 16SQN retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in 16SQN, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.

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