Population | 6.031 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | Cockatrice |
The Republic of 3SQN is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.031 billion Airmens are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse 3SQNian economy, worth 557 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,362 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3SQN's national animal is the Cockatrice.
3SQN is ranked 194,774th in the world and 3,533rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 54.37120131352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
- : 3SQN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, the public transport system has been eliminated.
- : Following new legislation in 3SQN, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.