The Join Lily of 72-Sweeze is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 11.228 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 413 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,867 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 72-Sweeze's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

72-Sweeze is ranked 149,253^rd in the world and 3,796^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.07 law-abiding acts per hour.