by Max Barry

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Nudest: 6,892ndMost Devout: 17,365thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,909th
The Card Farm of
Moralistic Democracy
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

7890000

Population8.675 billion

FaithDuck worship

Currencyruble
Animalkangaroo

The Card Farm of 7890000 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.675 billion 7890000ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The powerhouse 7890000ian economy, worth 811 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,559 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,344 per year while the poor average 20,170, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, army rations are served on silver platters, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and those on Leader's rumored 'Enemies List' tend to disappear overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7890000's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Duck worship.

7890000 is ranked 159,374th in the world and 3,349th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 128.8167231128 days.

Top
5%
Nudest: 6,892ndTop
10%
Most Devout: 17,365thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,909thLargest Black Market: 24,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,594thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,470thBest Weather: 28,356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,714th
Top
5%
Nudest: 307th in the regionTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 918th in the regionMost Devout: 1,049th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 7890000's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : 7890000 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in 7890000, those on Leader's rumored 'Enemies List' tend to disappear overnight.
  • : 7890000 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in 7890000, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in 7890000, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in 7890000, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in 7890000, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : 7890000's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : 7890000's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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