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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thMost Avoided: 157thLargest Mining Sector: 230th
The Nation formally by the name of
Father Knows Best State
They're taking the friends to Isengrade
The Great Goblin
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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9003

Population16.032 billion

CapitalMordor
LeaderThe Great Goblin
Faith9002ism

Currencygold bar
Animalhuman

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Goblin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.032 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 4,654 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 290,305 gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,040,069 per year while the poor average 14,057, a ratio of 145 to 1.

Books are often used as kindling, Slaves have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, warning signs caution public filth where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 171,380th in the world and 8,366th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2.77536627932 Days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thMost Avoided: 157thLargest Mining Sector: 230thMost Corrupt Governments: 231stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 247thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 275thFattest Citizens: 299thMost Ignorant Citizens: 445thLargest Insurance Industry: 459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 627thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 641stMost Armed: 684thHighest Disposable Incomes: 754thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 805thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,468thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,528thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,880thMost Devout: 2,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,100thLargest Retail Industry: 2,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,142ndLargest Black Market: 3,692ndNudest: 5,156thRudest Citizens: 5,379thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,464thMost Efficient Economies: 5,888thMost Influential: 6,289thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,864thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,061stLargest Governments: 11,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,768thMost Primitive: 16,391st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 126th in the regionLargest Populations: 137th in the regionNudest: 194th in the regionRudest Citizens: 288th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 337th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 441st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 570th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 684th in the regionMost Primitive: 880th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 9003, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, warning signs caution public filth where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, Slaves have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
  • : 9003 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, books are often used as kindling.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, burnout is common with anti-government demagogues.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, The Great Goblin dines while Mordor burns.
  • : 9003 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : 9003 password-protected 9003 wanted the founder badge.
  • : 9003 relocated from 9003 wanted the founder badge to The North Pacific.

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