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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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A baddon

Population38.509 billion

CapitalAbaddonia
LeaderMighty Fuhrer

Currencyquesaburro
Animalradioactive super zomb

The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 38.509 billion baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 12,731 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 330,608 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A baddon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 45th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Healthiest Citizens, with 69.08 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36thHighest Average Tax Rates: 40thMost Developed: 42ndHealthiest Citizens: 45thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdLargest Governments: 66thLowest Crime Rates: 71stLargest Welfare Programs: 99thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 112thLargest Populations: 114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154thSmartest Citizens: 162ndMost Stationary: 169thMost Cultured: 190thHighest Economic Output: 246thMost Subsidized Industry: 262ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 289thMost Beautiful Environments: 295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 372ndBest Weather: 494thLargest Publishing Industry: 524thMost Advanced Public Education: 670thMost Pacifist: 753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 877thMost Secular: 1,156thHighest Average Incomes: 1,461stMost Inclusive: 2,212thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,656thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,051stMost Influential: 6,556thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,837thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,974thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,938th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, recognizing the baddonian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon successfully hosted the All under heaven Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.

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