The Bubbly Nerd of A Smol Doe is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 821 million Smol Doeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The Smol Doean economy, worth 44.4 trillion Hugs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,075 Hugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

All beauty contests have been banned, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime is almost non-existent. A Smol Doe's national animal is the Pats, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

A Smol Doe is ranked 165,979^th in the world and 3,990^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 847.89 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.