The Gay Femboy Rat Queendom of Aadhirisian Puppet Nation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.238 billion Rejected Aadhirisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aadhirisian Puppet Nationian economy, worth 24.2 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,531 candy canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit Aadhirisian Puppet Nation to mass-moon Aadhirisian Puppet Nationian politicians, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aadhirisian Puppet Nation's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rejected Noxismos.

Aadhirisian Puppet Nation is ranked 27,570^th in the world and 583^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 38.47 Atheism Rate.