The Holy Violetist Kingdom of Aargovia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by König Christian I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The quiet, industrious population of 12.698 billion Aargovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aarau. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aargovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Aargauer Frankens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,063 Aargauer Frankens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and many aides in König Christian I's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aargovia's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Aargovia is ranked 111,126^th in the world and 2,311^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 894.08 milliStalins.