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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,808th Most Influential: 3,092nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,336th
The Peoples Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Abadongans, Forward!
Hans Niemenkratz
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.02 billion

LeaderHans Niemenkratz

CurrencyAbadongan Zageric

The Peoples Republic of Abadong is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hans Niemenkratz with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.02 billion Abadongans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dongdingxing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abadongan economy, worth 122 trillion Abadongan Zagerics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,213 Abadongan Zagerics, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, autocrats are persona non grata, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abadong's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abadong is ranked 142,400th in the world and 5,054th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 16 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,808thMost Influential: 3,092ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,336thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,397thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,014thLowest Crime Rates: 10,356thHealthiest Citizens: 10,701stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,931stNicest Citizens: 12,552ndMost Developed: 13,194thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,548thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,952nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 164th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 234th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 266th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 281st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 307th in the regionNicest Citizens: 359th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 372nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 390th in the regionMost Developed: 393rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 398th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 413th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 433rd in the regionLargest Governments: 460th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 475th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 480th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 495th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 503rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abadong was endorsed by The Free Land of Liberstankonia.
  • : Abadong was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Abadong endorsed The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadong, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadong, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadong, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadong, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed.
  • : Abadong was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Abadong, Abadongan tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Abadong was endorsed by The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam.


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