by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 282ndMost Influential: 668thMost Secular: 2,284th
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Population3.263 billion

CapitalViridis City
LeaderFinn Aldr

CurrencyGold Bar

The Holy of Abonland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Finn Aldr with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.263 billion Abonlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viridis City. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abonlandic economy, worth 509 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,190 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Abonland has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abonland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abonland is ranked 200,670th in the world and 8,774th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -470.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 282ndMost Influential: 668thTop
Most Secular: 2,284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,805thMost Efficient Economies: 3,313thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,406thLargest Retail Industry: 4,245thNicest Citizens: 5,001stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,024thBest Weather: 5,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,053rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,976thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,880thSmartest Citizens: 8,004thMost Developed: 8,664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,698thMost Inclusive: 9,603rdRudest Citizens: 10,239thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,765thHealthiest Citizens: 11,171stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,250thHighest Average Incomes: 12,078thLargest Governments: 16,360thMost Politically Free: 17,090thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,216thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,404thMost Pacifist: 18,472nd
Most Secular: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 192nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 217th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 220th in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 280th in the regionBest Weather: 289th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 294th in the regionNicest Citizens: 297th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 300th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 303rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Politically Free: 323rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 384th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 456th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 484th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 511th in the regionMost Developed: 527th in the regionMost Inclusive: 566th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 575th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 577th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 608th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 628th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 642nd in the regionLargest Governments: 801st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 885th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Abonland has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Abonland endorsed The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Abonland was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Abonland, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Gold Bars to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Abonland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 355 » Corfad, Xagill, Glurponia, Loli County, Orado, The Rhein States, Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Abject Ludicrosity, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, McMasterdonia, Guer Aike, Empy, MiaryBhalzhack, The Tampa Bay Rays, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Ethnon, Hamerica, Pazair, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Daiz, Great Bights Mum, The Stratosphere Islands, Selfgradatude, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, United Kahndaq, Siwale, Vincone Cae, Interdimensional Zone, Zumlandia, Ravendi, Napnomadia, Serendipita Martia, The Endless Eventide, Noahs Second Country, Wilkshire, Zyvetskistaahn, New Jamgra, Loutsland, Freyford, and 305 others.Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Praeceps, Joodey, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, PotatoFarmers, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Sunto, Malta Comino Gozo, Choistan, Conteria, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Eschatosia, Maott, Votak Matim, Marmiedon, Tachycardia, Fendlium, West Hamburg, The Windmilluminati, Chukstik Illahi, The Sinclarian Provinces, Alice Gardens, New Lakemba, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Olofin, The Most Freedom Ever, Arimbia, United States of Americanas, Xyrron, Runeda, Steampunk Ariel, Velon, Arlens Apartment, Eri-Maqa-Ena, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, New Octicarg, Valhalla123, Clan Spaniel, Revolutionary Sealand, Zokk, Ihese, KhalChicken, Diodone, Prevaland, Cinnibar, Godwanna, Psychotic Vegans, New Trisone, Stone Ira, New Avian, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Immenium, The Galactic Triumvirate, Plangainer, Virillum, TJUN-ia, Grue, Xentherida, Savaska, SORT, Nisastria, Kranostav, Iron Cladia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Aetulia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aeolist, Zecit, Panama Coalition, Aeurithianar, The Gamer Party, Avastate, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Manticore utopia, Antiyard, AAA Provisional Empire, David Davidson, Altivia, Alamei, Adehgord, Volstokn, Ice and Tinian, Fascist Democracy, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Westinor, Miamington, French Bananastan, The Iron Lions, Sea Ghost, Varola, Varisland, The United Capital of Adam, Unsophisticate, Plasir Grand, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Britain v3, Kadarra, Wisconsota, Hyphen, Wurplestan, The Empire of the Federation, Solskjar, The Jerichowan Country, Ivernary, Fluffy Noodles, Schnuftelland, East Supple Lund, Yemet, Aprenencia, Dyrenell, Kamohoalii, Memenaide, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, The AP Republic, Fizban, Zeternia, Astronomical, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Gilakistan, Xatin, Greater Pittsburgh, Qaz, Conservative State of Poland, FROST33, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frostcell, Solcius, Vesuva, Sikol, Eurasian Foederatio, Saperisole, Aoncarpa, Zzozona, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Ver Testua, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Former English Colony, Bengal Empir, Artemis Selene, Libertania Democratica, Timothea, Brucklania, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Sevinland, Simone Republic, Gautania, Solmetria, TyGerria, Daulatpur, Yalkan, Mystiquelle, Yalgora, Asoc lon, Cowbridge, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Kahlo, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Yellops, Sattelbach, The Turkish workers of Europe, Eywaan, Ihsan, Hopsin, Polihy, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Nationeer, Madjack, Eastern Cous Empria, Eara Forp, R libanon, Takushipa, Western Vapia, Salt-and-Pepper, Pelican Isands, Oceanialia, Paverium, Trance Empire, Pleroma Sans Romans, Illusia and Neverendia, Navsland, Frieszia, U S Eh, Mouva Crishia, Principia Mathematica, Kragsgale, Marinxa, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Xipher, Sarekono, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Drentusa, Amerian States, Erubetia, Ultra777, Ekaitokoa, Andexia, New Spina Nitedold, Moubarakistan, Frahnkzaden, Karakalpak Republic, Great Vritania, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Maroiogogistan, Bend Mai, Mannsoneria, Dicko, Moszce-Walvard, Dangine, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Sisang, Therizia, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Dusheau, Multius, Lulubellia, Kurniastan, Necromonia, Nouvelle-Floride, Azzarel, Craams Mal, Aruvicion, Republica Guilleana, United Capitalist Provinces, Cartures, Greater New America, Shizzy, Axolotlus, Plandonia, Aleklandia, Ceireland, Lanorth, New Sunville, Ramiru, Jestings, WeKnow, Upper Ville Gamenia, Rimausean, Solphine, Copola, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Warancia, Xarrel, Triado, Confederacy of North America, PraNi, Nichigo Sebe, Disunited Earth, Old Republic of Greece, Tianqing, TLTland, Alqulonde, Hardscrabble, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, A Ordem do Caos, Amprak, Glanst, Elvoreto, Comfed, The Royal States of Canada, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Aingard, Chips and Guac, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Ozstan, Cosmosplosion, and Ofira.

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