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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,218thLowest Crime Rates: 4,519thHealthiest Citizens: 5,062nd
The Union State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
How far will you go for Absolon?
President Asuka
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Absolon-7

Population18.868 billion

CapitalAbsolon
LeaderPresident Asuka
FaithWaifuism

Currencywaifu coins
AnimalMoose

The Union State of Absolon-7 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Asuka with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 18.868 billion Absols are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Absolon. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolen economy, worth a remarkable 2,717 trillion waifu coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,038 waifu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waifuism.

Absolon-7 is ranked 205,135th in the world and 5,517th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 41.69120248428 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,218thLowest Crime Rates: 4,519thHealthiest Citizens: 5,062ndNicest Citizens: 5,087thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,652ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,992ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,038thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,779thMost Developed: 7,871stHighest Economic Output: 8,287thSafest: 8,560thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,748thLargest Governments: 8,917thMost Cultured: 9,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,664thBest Weather: 9,712thMost Pacifist: 10,477thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,038thSmartest Citizens: 12,434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,423rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,592ndMost Secular: 13,604thHighest Food Quality: 14,747thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,251stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,390thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,675thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,304thLargest Populations: 18,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,095thMost Efficient Economies: 19,347thHighest Average Incomes: 24,564thMost Authoritarian: 27,770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,348th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 140th in the regionNicest Citizens: 234th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 250th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 276th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 396th in the regionMost Developed: 452nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 471st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 493rd in the regionSafest: 503rd in the regionLargest Governments: 508th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 520th in the regionMost Cultured: 526th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 536th in the regionBest Weather: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 581st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 601st in the regionLargest Populations: 613th in the regionMost Pacifist: 635th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 726th in the regionMost Secular: 811th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 820th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 876th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 877th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 924th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 928th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 951st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,038th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absolon-7's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Absolon-7's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Absolon-7's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Absolon-7 was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Absolon-7 ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Absolon-7's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Absolon-7's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Absolon-7's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Absolon-7's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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