Population | 18.868 billion |
Capital | Absolon |
Leader | President Asuka |
Faith | Waifuism |
Currency | waifu coins |
Animal | Moose |
The Union State of Absolon-7 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Asuka with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 18.868 billion Absols are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Absolon. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolen economy, worth a remarkable 2,717 trillion waifu coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,038 waifu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waifuism.
Absolon-7 is ranked 205,135th in the world and 5,517th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 41.69120248428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolon-7's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Absolon-7's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Absolon-7's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Absolon-7 was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Absolon-7 ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Absolon-7's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Absolon-7's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Absolon-7's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Absolon-7's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".