The Disputed Territories of Absolute communism303 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.323 billion Absolute communism303ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism303ian economy, worth 716 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,707 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism303's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism303 is ranked 20,283^rd in the world and 1,361^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.47 law-abiding acts per hour.