Population | 4.186 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Eagle |
The Principality of Absolute communism323 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.186 billion Absolute communism323ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism323ian economy, worth 696 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,307 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism323's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Absolute communism323 is ranked 112,248th in the world and 1,711th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 354.7011271578 days.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Absolute communism323 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, Absolute communism323ian political exiles populate the near abroad.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, cars are banned.
- : Absolute communism323 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.