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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,209thMost Armed: 6,593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,902nd
The Principality of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Puppeteer
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Absolute communism323

Population4.186 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Principality of Absolute communism323 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.186 billion Absolute communism323ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism323ian economy, worth 696 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,307 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism323's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism323 is ranked 112,248th in the world and 1,711th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 354.7011271578 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,209thMost Armed: 6,593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,902ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,967thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,409thMost Devout: 8,107thBest Weather: 9,296thHealthiest Citizens: 10,777thMost Patriotic: 12,276thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,539thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,594thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,824thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,344thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,250thMost Developed: 15,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,202ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,998thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,437thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,677thLowest Crime Rates: 20,764thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,368thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,315thLargest Governments: 23,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,803rdSmartest Citizens: 26,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,738th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 207th in the regionMost Armed: 456th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 460th in the regionMost Devout: 468th in the regionBest Weather: 483rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 581st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 613th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 669th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 693rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 770th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 775th in the regionMost Developed: 903rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 929th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,005th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Absolute communism323 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, Absolute communism323ian political exiles populate the near abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism323, cars are banned.
  • : Absolute communism323 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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