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Most Patriotic: 5,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,966th
The United Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Puppeteer
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Absolute communism329

Population4.187 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The United Kingdom of Absolute communism329 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.187 billion Absolute communism329ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism329ian economy, worth 670 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,255 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and the official Absolute Communism329ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism329's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism329 is ranked 112,267th in the world and 1,786th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 354.70034938052 days.

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Most Patriotic: 5,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,544thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,164thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,493rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,964thLargest Black Market: 16,251stMost Corrupt Governments: 18,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,695thHealthiest Citizens: 18,775thLowest Crime Rates: 19,176thMost Efficient Economies: 19,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,353rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,693rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,120thLargest Governments: 24,495thSmartest Citizens: 24,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,206thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,060th
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Most Patriotic: 402nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 738th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 813th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 821st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 849th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 918th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 969th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absolute communism329 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism329, the official Absolute Communism329ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism329, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism329, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism329, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Absolute communism329 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism329, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism329, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism329, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism329, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.

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