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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,210thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,485thHealthiest Citizens: 10,792nd
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Absolute communism495

Population4.19 billion

CurrencyShiny Green Things
AnimalWolf

The Incorporated States of Absolute communism495 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.19 billion Absolute communism495ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism495ian economy, worth 529 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,295 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, the Absolute communism495 City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism495's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism495 is ranked 112,365th in the world and 1,934th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 354.67079384388 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,210thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,485thHealthiest Citizens: 10,792ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,974thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,731stMost Secular: 12,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,506thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,979thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,802ndMost Developed: 17,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,106thMost Inclusive: 20,781stLargest Mining Sector: 24,061stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,089thBest Weather: 24,663rdLargest Black Market: 25,105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,794thHighest Food Quality: 27,410thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,753rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,777th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 544th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 618th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 620th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 627th in the regionMost Secular: 715th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 832nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 948th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism495, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism495, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism495, the Absolute communism495 City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism495, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : Absolute communism495 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism495, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism495, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism495, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism495, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Absolute communism495 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.

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