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Largest Insurance Industry: 496thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,074thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,189th
The Emirate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
إِمَـارَة أَبُـوظَـبِي
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Abu Dhabi

Population22.766 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Emirate of Abu Dhabi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.766 billion Abu Dhabians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Abu Dhabian economy, worth a remarkable 4,021 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 176,658 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,451,387 per year while the poor average 4,520, a ratio of 321 to 1.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abu Dhabi's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abu Dhabi is ranked 234,713th in the world and 7,401st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.15406851472 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 496thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,074thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,189thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,385thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,663rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,367thFattest Citizens: 2,770thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,817thMost Avoided: 2,880thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,042ndHighest Economic Output: 4,702ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,538thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,070thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,079thLargest Populations: 11,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,391stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,036thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,199thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,273rdLargest Retail Industry: 17,145thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,977thMost Devout: 18,016thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,741stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,866thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,560thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,990thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,853rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,025th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 135th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 139th in the regionFattest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 170th in the regionMost Avoided: 175th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 274th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 289th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 390th in the regionLargest Populations: 431st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 587th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 712th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 731st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 855th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 858th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 925th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 960th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,025th in the region

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