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Most Stationary: 2,086thLargest Populations: 8,840thHighest Economic Output: 16,873rd
The Woodhouse Sanctum of
Moralistic Democracy
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Superpower
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Achaemenida

Population24.438 billion

FaithAubrey-Maturinism

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Woodhouse Sanctum of Achaemenida is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, devout population of 24.438 billion Achaemenidans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.4%.

The strong Achaemenidan economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,228 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, livestock mutilations are on the rise, and first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaemenida's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aubrey-Maturinism.

Achaemenida is ranked 2,086th in the world and 1st in The Middle East for Most Stationary, with 4,036.6640832 days.

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Largest Populations: 8,840thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,873rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,858thLargest Black Market: 22,197thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,003rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Achaemenida removed the tag "Anti-Fascist" from The Middle East.
  • : Achaemenida removed the tag "Anti-Communist" from The Middle East.
  • : Achaemenida set the regional banner of The Middle East.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaemenida, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaemenida, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaemenida, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaemenida, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaemenida, Leader seems to wear red a lot these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaemenida, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaemenida, companies are turning to trained Dolly Vardens for their most menial jobs.

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