by Max Barry

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Most Developed: 5thHealthiest Citizens: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Strength through Unity
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population28.071 billion



The Republic of Achiotopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Achilleus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.071 billion Achiotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achiopolis. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Achiotopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,924 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,544 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, Achiotopian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown. Achiotopia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achiotopia is ranked 206,517th in the world and 1,880th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -1292.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Developed: 5thHealthiest Citizens: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thMost Influential: 15thBest Weather: 22ndMost Beautiful Environments: 98thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 127thMost Pacifist: 136thSmartest Citizens: 153rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 157thNicest Citizens: 162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 177thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 202ndMost Inclusive: 244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 263rdSafest: 294thHighest Poor Incomes: 308thMost Secular: 353rdMost Stationary: 369thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 428thHighest Economic Output: 434thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 528thMost Cultured: 547thLowest Crime Rates: 711thMost Efficient Economies: 1,018thHighest Average Incomes: 1,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,377thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,737thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,867thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,974thLargest Governments: 2,038thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,436thLargest Populations: 2,609thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,492ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,829thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,464thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,394thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,263rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,933rdMost Income Equality: 18,436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,033rd
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 139th in the regionMost Income Equality: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 150 » Tzo, Seranis, Grungerock, Iontan, Solleana, Slaytania, Matterland, The Soylent Green Party, Testa, Coreras, Spncrgmn, Zyrcrestia, Blogotopia, Palman, Zeganas, Colonel Terrosit, Perzische Keizer, Better Indonesia, Old Atlantica, Lamborghini Murcielago, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Creeptopia, Samonaemia, Karlando, Seantonia, Austral Coast, Serlone, Dustwind, Gewisse, Lacuna, Future of Mankind, Chip Skylark, Stroulia, Killettland, Tangora, Greek People Nation, Kebecois, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Aspistania, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Hawalius, Wysrod, Inberdia, Echocrimsonia, Cape Vessey, Eames, Dovant, New Fania, and 100 others.Nooooooooooooooo, PYT, Uprus, Kuriko, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Generic Country Name That Is Available, A R V E R N A, Grimmywelsh, Isentran, The Biggles Syndicate, Flex Lexington, Novegia, Kaltovar, Republic of Nutella, Tycorn, Ferte, Jimjam Goober, Tindomelia, Nixtodea, Northern Nivaria, Free Land of Rebellium, Oyste, Marroc, Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Free Booze, Constantinolia, Valentian Elysium, Graemania, Rahatalia, Decent Humans, Krystalveil, Ascended Union, Discotheque, Quemfaria, Airday, Whine Psyder, Solarampa, Final Universal Order, Xemja, Zachais, Ao Kuang, Republic of Libriano, Yakkandiania, Athontia, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, The Republic of Osea, Recon Island, The Pizza, Ytvigshill, Vill Send, Chocolate Coookies, Streinct, Greenmont Federation, Alen-roshh, Tsan Derch, Medetas, Snakeden, United Kingdom of Selesnia, Old Tryst, Itic, Evertopia, Vivolkha, Ehrgeizig, Teabagia, Lunador, Leprechaun Gold, AciaciaMont, Armatha, Great Ranges, Drewish, Leyarts, Calrad, Kachikawawa, Waitiki, Galimania, The Galactic RepubIlic, Point Comfort Colony, Maluspura, Ali Faridi, Liberdon, Nemohsis, Lisokyo, Vones Monourakal, Namakan, Islands of Czechia, Pogthebravelandia, Ariree, Bortheria, Wigwag, Marxist Germany, Apuoxia, Makykay, Porymonia, HumanSanity, and Solsevara.

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