The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dearest Respected Generalissimo Adam with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.52 billion Adamkhazians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Adamkhazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Adamkhazian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,892 Adamkhazian dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 836,782 per year while the poor average 41,956, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Adamkhazian Liberator", political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adamkhazia's national animal is the Adamkhazian blue eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Adamism.

Adamkhazia is ranked 30,824^th in the world and 9^th in The Axis of Evil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.24 law-abiding acts per hour.