The Republic of Adjaria is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.073 billion Adjarians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batumi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Adjarian economy, worth 188 trillion Laris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,186 Laris, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, farting etiquette is taught in schools, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Adjaria's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Adjaria is ranked 238,506^th in the world and 49^th in Terranova for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.