The Holy Modern Memism Empire of Advancia-Sizzletown is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King JJG the VI and Queen Yukari with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.41 billion Azzleis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth 398 trillion Azzlei Memebuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,432 Azzlei Memebuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Furret and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 8,644^th in the world and 501^st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 87.91 on the Human Development Index.