The 416 with Bad Sleep Schedules of Advancia-Sizzletown is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.727 billion Sizzlevancians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 216,903 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 2,613^th in the world and 167^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.17 on the Human Development Index.