Population | 7.03 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Aerial Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.03 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Aerial Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,384 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerial Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Aerial Dragonia is ranked 40,619th in the world and 2nd in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.13312540768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in Aerial Dragonia, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.