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Most Secular: 316th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 324th Highest Disposable Incomes: 528th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
For our homeland, always ready!
President Anthony Jackson
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population6.801 billion

LeaderPresident Anthony Jackson


The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, avant-garde cinema, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.801 billion Aetulians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,149 trillion Drakkars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 316,107 Drakkars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,258,784 per year while the poor average 53,470, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Aetulians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aetulia is ranked 12,013th in the world and 296th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,121.69534461452 Days.

Most Secular: 316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324thHighest Disposable Incomes: 528thRudest Citizens: 561stMost Influential: 638thLargest Agricultural Sector: 716thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 745thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 790thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 878thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 976thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,132ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,138thHighest Average Incomes: 1,336thMost Cultured: 1,526thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,730thSmartest Citizens: 2,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,142ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,032ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,525thMost Developed: 4,327thHighest Economic Output: 5,557thMost Efficient Economies: 6,224thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,498thTop
Largest Governments: 9,243rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,760thLargest Black Market: 11,122ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,253rdHighest Drug Use: 11,556thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,960thMost Stationary: 12,015thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,857thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,914thMost Armed: 13,096thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,248thLowest Crime Rates: 14,854th
Most Secular: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionMost Cultured: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 125th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 156th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 249th in the regionMost Developed: 255th in the regionMost Stationary: 297th in the regionLargest Black Market: 300th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 361st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 405th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 409th in the regionMost Armed: 425th in the regionLargest Governments: 455th in the regionNudest: 493rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 497th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 598th in the regionLargest Populations: 603rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 608th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 613th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 674th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 698th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 729th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 763rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 267 » Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Cloydicia, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Corfad, Sinelona, PlanetPunk, Omnistria, New Pruessen, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Buckerino, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Bearical, North Bratislava, Steraz, Newpromisedland, Ninjak30, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Pallaith, Federation Terra Australis, Ainsworth, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Napnomadia, Spartoptia, Malta Comino Gozo, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, New Bremerton, Lunallian, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Amauri, Wineclaw, Renzic, Black Templares, Ozstan, Sil Dorsett, Kasazzastan, and 217 others.Guer Aike, General COE, Partax, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Siwale, Niradans, Joodey, Union of Austria-Hungary, Unsophisticate, Selfgradatude, Q w e r t y, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, United Draconia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Egalico, Solmetria, Torakuen, Jasminlandia, Warsaw-Halicz, Ethnon, Sheldanada, Saturns Edge, Guslantis, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Stratosphere Islands, Spunkland, Mazeoftime, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Camarthen, Ibiscaton, Ucatski, The Most Freedom Ever, Orado, Acrabinnia, Orven, Empy, The Austro Germanic Union, Sea Ghost, Misuvelia, Haor Chall, Sacrento, Beta Centauri B3, Plangainer, Asgardira, San Xavier, Soviet Terran, Steampunk Ariel, Angwayster, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Lower Nubia, The Pantheons, Xandarnia, Fayyayid, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, Ejhsa, New Caeitanordia, Amerian States, Rkainjel, Tamgu, British Pacific Islands, Lomjia, Cors Evia, Aratani, Sunaiya, Moisus, East Spopovichka, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Karazan, Chukstik Illahi, Pomur, French Bananastan, Yummy Blubber, Holy Marcus Empire, Bonjoura, Ikea Rike, Diodone, BrightFutures, Free Azzaca, Abject Ludicrosity, Fracedonia, Pauliestien, Legendsland, New Austra, North Armatas, Sockmanland, Moubarakistan, Wodan, Brettenia, Centromuria, Free Culture, Republic of New Atlantis, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Amoskeag, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Rynion, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Kuveria, Antityranicals, Hileville, Camemas, Makersaulache, Fararabistan, Constantinolia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Idumetala, Xentherida, Solidair, Goyanes, Juggernautilus, Astrind, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Eternal Dreams, Xzavia-Hjar, The Serdey Islands, New Trisone, SORT, Subjugators, Kenatara, Wisconsota, Utopicican, Debussy, Seenvorland, Lindsaystan, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Racoda, Longsword01, United Non-Southern American Empire, Elestrum, Great Javadwipa, Penrith, Runeda, Avemterra, Cuyan, Daiz, Etrurica, Zeternia, Dramanian, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, New Octicarg, Fractured Ribs, PotatoFarmers, New Flos, Zokk, Lanterkint, Styrica, New Duna, Chile Libertario, Grimandia, Duerrlewang, Lesbian Femdom, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, The West United States, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Faircliff, Logic and Rationality, Fizban, Frie Annium, Solskjar, VietAnhland, Nguvu na Kiburi, Asgarlassia, Delmak, Miruma, Great Robertia, Lower Briel Guanzapolia, Ponantine, Free Conservatives, Impler, Oolah kooshie, Tellavinna, Yewbow, Serendipita Martia, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Kaschovia, Potestasia, New Avian, United Baltics, Loli County, Lendara, Eteles, Francois Isidore, Slytheria Reformed, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Neworva, Universal State Formula, NabMex, Altamonte, Federalania, Clan Spaniel, Nothru Lerple, Prevaland, Wallachian People, Darcania, Gorundu, Xagill, Inven in TNP, Angshire, Holdac, Kranostav, and United Kahndaq.

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