|Leader||President Anthony Jackson|
The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, avant-garde cinema, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.801 billion Aetulians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,149 trillion Drakkars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 316,107 Drakkars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,258,784 per year while the poor average 53,470, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.
Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Aetulians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Aetulians.
- : Aetulia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Aetulia endorsed The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
- : Aetulia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Aetulia endorsed The Comply or Die of Kranostav.
- : Aetulia endorsed The Commonwealth of Holdac.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Aetulia was endorsed by The Comply or Die of Kranostav.
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