The Kingdom of Agratele is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Patricio II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.55 billion Agrateleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westerfair. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Agratelean economy, worth 448 trillion Agratelis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,541 Agratelis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, replacement organs are grown in vats, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agratele's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Agratele is ranked 61,877^th in the world and 2,716^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,081.87 on the Societal Mobility Rating.