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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 22ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30thMost Primitive: 47th
The United Island States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace of the United
Marcella Villa
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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AHSCA

Population29.288 billion

CapitalAurora Island
LeaderMarcella Villa
FaithMadokamism

Currencyisland credits
AnimalTrout

The United Island States of AHSCA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcella Villa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.288 billion AHSCAians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora Island. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The thriving AHSCAian economy, worth a remarkable 4,285 trillion island credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 146,337 island credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to AHSCA, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AHSCA's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokamism.

AHSCA is ranked 206,704th in the world and 66th in Greater Dienstad for Most Avoided, scoring 0.22 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 22ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30thMost Primitive: 47thMost Ignorant Citizens: 252ndBest Weather: 358thMost Beautiful Environments: 366thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 517thMost Devout: 522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,203rdLargest Black Market: 1,259thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,128thLargest Populations: 2,277thMost Cultured: 2,294thHighest Economic Output: 2,379thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,841stLargest Governments: 3,439thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,645thMost Stationary: 4,794thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,313thMost Inclusive: 5,778thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,188thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,355thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,429thTop
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Most Influential: 10,448thHealthiest Citizens: 11,910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,965thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,403rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,236thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,326thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,375thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,934thHighest Drug Use: 18,453rd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to AHSCA.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in AHSCA, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.

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