by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,974thMost Influential: 2,872nd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents
Bob Ross
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population1.562 billion

LeaderBob Ross


The Empire of Ahssn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Ross with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 1.562 billion Avrorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avroraian economy, worth 233 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,726 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahssn's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Ahssn is ranked 11,473rd in the world and 275th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with 194 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,974thTop
Most Influential: 2,872ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,541stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,924thLowest Crime Rates: 8,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,442ndMost Inclusive: 10,458thMost Developed: 10,497thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,319thBest Weather: 11,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,479thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,561stMost Efficient Economies: 12,609thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,046thMost Cultured: 13,257thHighest Average Incomes: 13,827thSmartest Citizens: 14,422ndLargest Governments: 14,832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,320thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,424thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,602ndMost Average: 19,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,226th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionMost Average: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 234th in the regionMost Developed: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 263rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 270th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 273rd in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the regionMost Inclusive: 276th in the regionMost Cultured: 286th in the regionLargest Governments: 287th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 291st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 323rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 329th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 342nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 418th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 591st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ahssn, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Ahssn was endorsed by The Squelching Undead of Bhang Bhang Duc.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahssn, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Ahssn was endorsed by The Republic of Greater Vismel.
  • : Ahssn was endorsed by The Holy Octwperfest of Bobki.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahssn, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahssn, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahssn, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Ahssn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahssn, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 112 » Bran Astor, San Mazer, Nieubasria, Wickedly evil people, Gracelantia, Leukogeras, Atheist States of Philippines, Resurgence City, Archonina, Cryland, Kiensu, Santos-Dominius, Fujai, Eritasia, Arracrania, Papercuts and Skittles, Sensorland, Plankstein, IndyCar Racing, Kittenlicious, Anuubis, Fuentana, Numpties, Westwind, New Belia, Liberillia, Psikuta, DiscGolfLand, Pandaland III, Divina Patriae, Ferroia, The Undivided, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Neon Sweden, Nedtherland, Win Mints, Pandaland II, The Isle of Burgrass, Nas Crustium, Crazy Waters, Kisovec, Holmani, Tropical Isles, Condonohia, Avadon, Acropylae, Dreamers for Hope, Gryphonian Alliance, Twisted Duality, Common Good, and 62 others.Sindria, Fumafuma, Zenduria, Constantinopolisia, Cro Magnon, Grand Republic of the Sun, BoxcarJim, Dankinsted, Emark, Giovanniland, Dilber, Samueliebox, San Diego Islands, Hamburg Neo, Sirulinuck, Moriari, Ostellan, BIteland, Kurabis, Zoran, Greynne, Newfieisland, Dalimbar, The United Republic of Westend, Desmosthenes and Burke, Valocke, Diaconstipation, Matism, Svanland, Marshalia, Pi Island, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Akshireuya, Greg Tucker, Nunavuut, The divisive isolationists, Mirchusko, The Fourth Redoubt, Albyion Kingdom, Glorious Existence, Thyrall, Free Radio States, New Caterse, Lynier, Aldesport, Husac, Ingentis Novus, Mercia Regnum, Arvladma, The Father-Land, Thevinia, Libterraria, One Nation under Rob, Professor Thomas, Volkason, Armis Maxima, Irongirong, Organisation of North American Nations, No-no land, Fhaengshia, Bobki, and Greater Vismel.

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