The Empire of Ahssn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Ross with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 1.562 billion Avrorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Avroraian economy, worth 233 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,726 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahssn's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
- : Ahssn was endorsed by The Squelching Undead of Bhang Bhang Duc.
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Ahssn was endorsed by The Republic of Greater Vismel.
- : Ahssn was endorsed by The Holy Octwperfest of Bobki.
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Ahssn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
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