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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,899th Largest Black Market: 7,337th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,683rd
The Incorporated States of
Father Knows Best State
Cheap-ass flights at high fares
The Board of Directors
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Air Louisistan

Population2.015 billion

CapitalLouisistan International Airport
LeaderThe Board of Directors
FaithVioletism

CurrencyFrequent Flyer Mile
Animalswan

The Incorporated States of Air Louisistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Board of Directors with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.015 billion Air Louisistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Louisistan International Airport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The very strong Air Louisistanian economy, worth 156 trillion Frequent Flyer Miles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,846 Frequent Flyer Miles, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Air Louisistan's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Violetism.

Air Louisistan is ranked 76,554th in the world and 1st in Trinity College for Highest Drug Use, scoring 60.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,899thLargest Black Market: 7,337thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,683rdTop
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Most Armed: 9,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,108thLargest Retail Industry: 10,563rdHighest Crime Rates: 11,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,867thMost Avoided: 12,407th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Air Louisistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Air Louisistan, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Air Louisistan, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Following new legislation in Air Louisistan, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Air Louisistan, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Air Louisistan, The Board of Directors lives life on the open road - complete with groupies.
  • : Following new legislation in Air Louisistan, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Air Louisistan, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
  • : Following new legislation in Air Louisistan, many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were.
  • : Air Louisistan's influence in Trinity College fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".

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