The Constitutional Monarchy of Akaramo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cárcere Norulo III with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.663 billion Akaramanos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayewo. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Akaramano economy, worth 637 trillion Mkas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,603 Mkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and the government funds large training centres to turn Ocelots into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akaramo's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waluigi.

Akaramo is ranked 26,433^rd in the world and 1,695^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.97 law-abiding acts per hour.