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Al Saud

Population27.611 billion

CapitalRiyadh
LeaderThe House of Al Saud
FaithIslam

Currencyriyal
Animalcamel

The House of Al Saud is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The House of Al Saud with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.611 billion Al Saudians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riyadh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Al Saudian economy, worth a remarkable 4,373 trillion riyals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,391 riyals, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Al Saud's national animal is the camel and its national religion is Islam.

Al Saud is ranked 234,412th in the world and 7,191st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.19843654188 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 527thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,825thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,828thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,990thTop
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Most Devout: 3,584thHighest Economic Output: 4,126thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,402ndLargest Black Market: 5,527thLargest Populations: 5,773rdFattest Citizens: 6,160thLowest Crime Rates: 6,649thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,096thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,214thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,725thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,794thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,047thHighest Average Incomes: 19,287thLargest Governments: 19,421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,694thMost Patriotic: 19,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,082ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,646thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,699thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,713thMost Conservative: 26,987th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 118th in the regionMost Devout: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionFattest Citizens: 334th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 335th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 378th in the regionLargest Black Market: 393rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 446th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 457th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 802nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 822nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 833rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 891st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 898th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 906th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 997th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Al Saud's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Al Saud's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Al Saud's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Al Saud was refounded in Balder.
  • : Al Saud ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Al Saud's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Al Saud's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Al Saud was refounded in Balder.
  • : Al Saud ceased to exist in Soviet Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Saud, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.

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