The Lordship of Albret is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alain III de Albret with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.629 billion Albretians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labrit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The very strong Albretian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,133 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,256 per year while the poor average 13,227, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, Albret has designated Labrit as its capital city, Alain III de Albret has just been declared ruler of Albret in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Albret's national religion. Crime is a problem. Albret's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Albret is ranked 249,099^th in the world and 20^th in Aquitaine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.28 law-abiding acts per hour.