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Most Developed: 1,706thHealthiest Citizens: 2,164thLowest Crime Rates: 2,427th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Efficiency! At any cost.
Don Fluffles
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Albyion Kingdom

Population3.313 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderDon Fluffles
FaithSecularism

CurrencyPound
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of Albyion Kingdom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Don Fluffles with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.313 billion Albyion Kingdomians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Albyion Kingdomian economy, worth 690 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 208,282 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albyion Kingdom's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Albyion Kingdom is ranked 3,329th in the world and 134th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 26,181 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Developed: 1,706thHealthiest Citizens: 2,164thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,671stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,877thSmartest Citizens: 2,877thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,090thMost Efficient Economies: 3,238thMost Influential: 3,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,068thMost Cultured: 4,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,131stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,274thLargest Governments: 4,930thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,067thMost Secular: 5,269thHighest Average Incomes: 5,635thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,349thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,020thSafest: 7,257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,814thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,014thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,646thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,151stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,413thLargest Retail Industry: 12,244thLargest Mining Sector: 13,714thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,845thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,766thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,252ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,149th
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Most Developed: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Cultured: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 138th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148th in the regionMost Secular: 152nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionSafest: 176th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 212th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 217th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 229th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 251st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 289th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 392nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 448th in the regionMost Stationary: 450th in the regionLargest Populations: 592nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Albyion Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, Don Fluffles's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, the comic book series 'Don Fluffles and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Albyion Kingdom voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".

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