The Intergalatic Imperial Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Von Hresvelg with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.206 billion Alexanderians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexanderia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Alexandrian Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 436,517 Alexandrian Sovereigns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,384,029 per year while the poor average 104,966, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Alexander Von Hresvelg's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Alexandrian King Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 15,579^th in the world and 13^th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,733.56 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.