Population | 22.722 billion |
Capital | Horizon Center |
Leader | President Arthur Bailess |
Currency | Arkasian Credit |
Animal | Horizon Phoenix |
The Galactic Republic of Alexzonya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Arthur Bailess with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 22.722 billion Arkasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horizon Center. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Arkasian economy, worth a remarkable 6,361 trillion Arkasian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 279,963 Arkasian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alexzonya's national animal is the Horizon Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Alexzonya is ranked 43,373rd in the world and 5th in Limitless Universe for Most Stationary, with 1,024.35463607928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
- : Following new legislation in Alexzonya, prison is a nightmare.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.