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Largest Publishing Industry: 7,195th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,755th Largest Black Market: 12,742nd
The Grand Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Cheeselandian People, Now United
Alexander Williams II
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Allied States of Cheeseland

Population1.469 billion

CapitalNew Cheese City
LeaderAlexander Williams II
FaithKorucism

Currencycredit
Animalfalcon

The Grand Confederacy of Allied States of Cheeseland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Williams II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.469 billion Cheeselandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cheese City. The average income tax rate is 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheeselandian economy, worth 174 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 118,536 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, skateparks can be found in every city, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allied States of Cheeseland's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Korucism.

Allied States of Cheeseland is ranked 17,394th in the world and 132nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.04 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 7,195thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,755thLargest Black Market: 12,742ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,841stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,451stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,466thMost Secular: 15,120thMost Developed: 15,185thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,941st
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allied States of Cheeseland, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Allied States of Cheeseland, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Allied States of Cheeseland, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Allied States of Cheeseland, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Allied States of Cheeseland, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in Allied States of Cheeseland, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • : Allied States of Cheeseland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Allied States of Cheeseland, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Allied States of Cheeseland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Allied States of Cheeseland, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.

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