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Nudest: 1,835th Largest Publishing Industry: 8,597th Most Secular: 9,329th
The Grand Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State
The Cheeselandian People, Now United
Alexander Williams II
WA Delegate
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Political Freedom

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Allied States of Cheeseland

Population1.117 billion

LeaderAlexander Williams II


The Grand Confederacy of Allied States of Cheeseland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Williams II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.117 billion Cheeselandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strodon. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cheeselandian economy, worth 110 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,753 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, tabloids coo over Alexander Williams II's expected child, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown. Allied States of Cheeseland's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Korucism.

Allied States of Cheeseland is ranked 92,638th in the world and 4th in Azell for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 574.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Nudest: 1,835thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,597thMost Secular: 9,329thLargest Black Market: 12,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,267thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,416thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,359th

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