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Largest Retail Industry: 2,767thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,021stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,959th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Altopan Gilange

Population753 million

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Federal Republic of Altopan Gilange is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 753 million Altopan Gilangeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Altopan Gilangean economy, worth 94.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 124,932 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of foxes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altopan Gilange's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Altopan Gilange is ranked 84,043rd in the world and 2,941st in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,013.27 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,767thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,021stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,959thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,132ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,834thMost Efficient Economies: 14,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,296thMost Influential: 15,540thLargest Mining Sector: 15,673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,615thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,812thMost Developed: 17,344thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,947thMost Secular: 19,860thMost Cultured: 20,100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,225thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,458thHighest Average Incomes: 20,478th
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Largest Retail Industry: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 286th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 290th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 325th in the regionLargest Black Market: 368th in the regionMost Developed: 373rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 387th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 454th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 464th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 504th in the regionMost Influential: 506th in the regionMost Secular: 520th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 557th in the regionLargest Governments: 563rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 571st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 601st in the regionRudest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 630th in the regionMost Inclusive: 636th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 643rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Altopan Gilange was endorsed by The Queendom of The Unified Missourtama States.
  • : Altopan Gilange was endorsed by The Robo Orangugrump of Papercuts and Skittles.
  • : Following new legislation in Altopan Gilange, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of foxes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Altopan Gilange, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Altopan Gilange, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Altopan Gilange, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Altopan Gilange, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Altopan Gilange, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Altopan Gilange, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Altopan Gilange, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.

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