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Largest Populations: 22,035thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,442ndBest Weather: 24,969th
The Kothic Messenger Boy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
My name is Legion, for we are many
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Ambassadonia

Population16.814 billion

Capitalnull
Leadernull
Faithnull

Currencynull
Animalnull

The Kothic Messenger Boy of Ambassadonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by null with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 16.814 billion Ambassadonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of null. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.

The large but inefficient Ambassadonian economy, worth 920 trillion nulls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,747 nulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambassadonia's national animal is the null, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is null.

Ambassadonia is ranked 125,150th in the world and 176th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 276.3658995146 days.

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Largest Populations: 22,035thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,442ndBest Weather: 24,969th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, foreign leaders who don't applaud null's speeches are regarded as enemies of Ambassadonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Ambassadonia, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.

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