The Republic of American-Pie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 20.325 billion American-Pieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient American-Piean economy, worth 640 trillion Apples a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,509 Apples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. American-Pie's national animal is the Stifler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

American-Pie is ranked 140,355^th in the world and 4^th in Band Camp for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.8 law-abiding acts per hour.