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Most Armed: 1,925thRudest Citizens: 1,932ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,209th
The Constitutional Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Run guns, Freeman; this is the way.
Chief Arroyo Bull-Horn
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Amettahatchee

Population1.109 billion

CapitalMagnum Opus
LeaderChief Arroyo Bull-Horn

CurrencyRoughskin
AnimalWhite bison

The Constitutional Republic of Amettahatchee is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Arroyo Bull-Horn with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.109 billion Amettahatchee are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnum Opus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Amettahatchee economy, worth 176 trillion Roughskins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 159,054 Roughskins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 563,003 per year while the poor average 32,444, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Amettahatchee's national animal is the White bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amettahatchee is ranked 63,273rd in the world and 31st in The Allied Republic for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Armed: 1,925thRudest Citizens: 1,932ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,209thHighest Crime Rates: 3,247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,778thLargest Retail Industry: 4,173rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,776thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,446thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,400thHighest Average Incomes: 11,650thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,533rdFattest Citizens: 15,339thHighest Drug Use: 15,527thMost Inclusive: 16,248thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,530thMost Cultured: 17,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,359thSmartest Citizens: 18,653rd
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Amettahatchee, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
  • : Following new legislation in Amettahatchee, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Amettahatchee, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Amettahatchee, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Amettahatchee, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Amettahatchee, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Amettahatchee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Amettahatchee, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Amettahatchee, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Amettahatchee's influence in The Allied Republic rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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