The Confederacy of Amphetamina is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.197 billion Amphetaminans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Amphetaminan economy, worth 113 trillion Amphetaminas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,392 Amphetaminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, voting is compulsory, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amphetamina's national animal is the Amphetamina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amphetamina is ranked 244,646^th in the world and 2^nd in Retired Sleepers for Largest Governments, scoring 9.33 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.