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Anarchyst

Population15.648 billion

CapitalBLANGLADESH
LeaderCIDAOZINHO
FaithSpiritism

CurrencyBARRA DE OURO
AnimalSAFADAO

The CIDAO of Anarchyst is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by CIDAOZINHO with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.648 billion o locos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BLANGLADESH. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Anarchystian economy, worth a remarkable 4,276 trillion BARRA DE OUROES a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 273,275 BARRA DE OUROES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the official Anarchystian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarchyst's national animal is the SAFADAO, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritism.

Anarchyst is ranked 240,677th in the world and 8,164th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -51.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 6thMost Advanced Public Education: 10thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27thMost Rebellious Youth: 118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 169thMost Beautiful Environments: 206thBest Weather: 265thMost Subsidized Industry: 300thMost Developed: 341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 364thNicest Citizens: 369thLongest Average Lifespans: 382ndHealthiest Citizens: 442ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 480thHighest Crime Rates: 523rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 544thMost Pacifist: 604thMost Cultured: 607thLargest Black Market: 614thMost Cheerful Citizens: 710thSmartest Citizens: 714thMost Secular: 955thLargest Governments: 958thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,427thMost Efficient Economies: 1,630thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,719thHighest Average Incomes: 2,752ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,455thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,223rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,477thMost Inclusive: 7,487thMost Armed: 9,250thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,924thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,125thLargest Populations: 15,454thRudest Citizens: 22,972nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 206th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionMost Inclusive: 328th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 403rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 411th in the regionMost Armed: 420th in the regionLargest Populations: 460th in the regionRudest Citizens: 483rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 532nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 709th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, the official Anarchystian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, Anarchystian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchyst, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Anarchyst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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