Population | 8.633 billion |
Capital | Anatolville |
Leader | Anatoli Piesiyackiya |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Kharnk |
Animal | Sea Turtle |
The Federal Republic of Anatoliyanskiy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Anatoli Piesiyackiya with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.633 billion Anatoliyanskiyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anatolville. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The all-consuming Anatoliyanskiyian economy, worth 970 trillion Kharnks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,373 Kharnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anatoliyanskiy's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.
Anatoliyanskiy is ranked 123,561st in the world and 1,244th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 281.9566251032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.