The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.74 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 17,163 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 577,111 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,615,051 per year while the poor average 39,048, a ratio of 92.6 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 115^th in the world and 1^st in Spoiled Cats for Highest Economic Output, with 17,163 trillion Standard Monetary Units.