The Federation of Andonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valerian Iksomyn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.823 billion Andonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landfall. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,447 trillion Andonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 248,615 Andonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime is totally unknown. Andonia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andonia is ranked 26,142^nd in the world and 1,189^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,924.73 on the Societal Mobility Rating.