The Republic of Andorica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Andrew Tallen with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.925 billion Andoricans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloane City. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andorican economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Andorican Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,562 Andorican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andorica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Andorica is ranked 16,425^th in the world and 862^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,270.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.